What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 17:11

You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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A View to a Kill
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
Dr No
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.